BOSTON, MA—According to local sources, a man by the name of William Garrick was spotted by one of his friends reading the most recent issue of Relevant Magazine Thursday, at which time Garrick “swore up and down” that he only reads it for the pictures. “Dude, I swear I don’t read the articles. I don’t
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