SOMEWHERE IN INDIA—Citing his need to “take it easy” during his podcast’s summer hiatus, prolific theologian and Southern Baptist Theological Seminary president R. Albert Mohler is reportedly making an arduous daily trek up a mountain somewhere deep in the Himalayas to train with a secret organization of deadly Buddhist martial artists. The shadowy cult of monks
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