LANSING, MI—Citing a recent study of the book of Proverbs as the source of his inspiration and conviction, local Christian Jonathan Pease boldly declared Friday afternoon that he will launch his radical plan to start “getting serious” about fighting his persistent tendency toward laziness tomorrow. “I’ve waited too long to do this. I won’t hold out another
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